so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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