Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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