If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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