Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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