i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
My vagina just recognized that song.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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