wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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