I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
