My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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