do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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