People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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