That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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