and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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