that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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