Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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