just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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