please come you make the beer taste better
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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