Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just want to make out with him forever
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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