this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize