I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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