Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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