Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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