i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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