There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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