marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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