he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It's shark week go big or go home
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
