it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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