yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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