yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I am available for nakedness
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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