I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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