the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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