ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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