do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
