Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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