I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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