I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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