I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Damn victory sex feels great
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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