i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
