Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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