is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
