Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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