I cannot find my penis.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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