I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
