The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
