Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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