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last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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