"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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