This is not my ceiling
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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