Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
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