But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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