This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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