Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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