obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
this just has baby written all over it
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Boobs speak an international language.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Sorry about my life...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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