I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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