I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
smell my finger.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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