Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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